S loves Peppa Pig. Now we have the Milkshake On Demand Player on our TV, she can watch episode after episode after episode after… you get the idea. Because we tend to go for the “popular shows” option, we watch the same episodes over and over again. And it’s starting to have an effect on me…
1. Whenever there are roadworks anywhere, I hear Mr Bull in my head. (for full effect, skip to 1:43)
2. I spend far too much time wondering how this episode doesn’t end in carnage. Seriously. Every time I watch it and Mr Fox turns up at the end, I expect him to put his head in that hole and just EAT EVERYONE LIKE A FOX IS SUPPOSED TO.
5. Why the chuffing hell is the queen a human when all of the other characters are animals? I can’t figure out what animal she should be instead of a human, but I know she shouldn’t be a human in a world where foxes play on the swings with rabbits.
Seriously, this stuff keeps me awake at night.