I Don’t Remember Your Kid’s Name.
This post is a public apology to every parent I know. The bloggers, the friends, the acquaintances.
There is at least an 80% chance that I don’t recall your child’s name.
There is a 50% chance I don’t even remember the gender of your child.
Of course, if I see you fairly regularly, or I talk to you online daily, I probably remember. If your blog is named after your child, I probably know their name. If I read your blog.
If your kid goes to S’s nursery, I probably know their name and a whole bunch of random information regarding their favourite superhero.
There are a couple of children whose birthdays are even written in my diary. In fact, one friend has a daughter whose birthday is in my diary about five times for reasons known only to… well, nobody. I know her name though!
I follow lots of people on Twitter, and a large percentage of those are parent bloggers. I am friends with lots of people on Facebook, and lots of them have children. I haven’t the first clue as to these children’s names, ages, hair colours, whatever. In fact, a lot of the time I’m hard pressed to link a person’s Twitter account with their blog post I read last week.
None of this is to say I don’t like you; I’m sure you’re lovely.
Your kid is definitely the most gorgeous child I have ever set eyes on. I promise. I just don’t know his/her name.
Actually, I do feel pretty guilty about a lot of these children. When I see people in the street and we stop to chat, and I can’t remember anything more than “I’m sure she had a baby some time in the last 6 months…” it’s embarrassing and I feel awful. I should ask how the child is, make small talk about weaning or something. But I can’t, because I can’t remember anything more than the fact the kid was born at some point in the last two years.
I’d like to blame my lack of familiarity with your children on my being a single mother – I’m so busy looking after my own child, blah blah. The truth is that before S was born, there was even less likelihood of my remembering anything about your child. I was more likely to forget you’d ever been pregnant.
I’m just a bit rubbish at details. It’s nothing personal.
Hannah Budding Smiles
I'll admit to having scoured someone's Twitter/Facebook/blog before now to determine their child's name/age/gender before replying to a really thoughtful message from them asking how Toby is! (That's my son, boy, 6 months old ;-) haha) I have a pretty good memory for things like names, but only once I've interacted with or met someone fairly regularly x Hannah Budding Smiles recently posted...Organising My Life
Cardiff Mummy Says
I remember the children's names - it's just the names of the mums I forget!! There are a few mums I talk to in various baby and toddler groups, I've been talking to them for months, I know everything about their lives, but I'm too embarrassed to say I forgot their names after the very first time they told me! X Cardiff Mummy Says recently posted...Nothing bad has happened, I’m just having a bad day
Blogging wise I'm terrible with names. It doesn't help that people have twitter names, real names, blog names, their kids have initials, full names, pseudonyms etc. Real life, I'd like to think I'm not bad with kids names. I'm good with faces, but getting less good over time with names...as for parents' names. No idea, unless they're specifically my friends. If they're people I've met over time, I've no idea. Even with the mums and dads at swimming. Apart from 1 who introduced people properly at the start, I now have no idea of any of the other parents names, or they of ours. Kids yes, parents no idea. Which is awful really. Emma T recently posted...Succumbed to the onesie – Gruffalo style
Jenny @ The Brick Castle
All the time. I never remember people's children's names any more. I used to run toddler groups, teach classes and work in a nursery and I knew EVERYONE's names. Not now, I have'nt a clue, and yes, occasionally I'm simply not sure if it was a boy or girl child :D Jenny @ The Brick Castle recently posted...5 months...
I talk Kindergarten and I was able to know every child's name within an hour. I really don't know why I sometimes have a difficult time now. When I do remember the child's name, I will most certainly forget the parent's name. It's one of the other! Tricia recently posted...The Calm Before the Storm
Ha ha this is so funny! Oh I'm so glad it isn't just me - I draw a blank constantly - even before I had baby brain really but certainly afterwards. I don't know if it's because I know more kids now, I'm getting old or I'm just so obsessed with my own that I can't be bothered to remember other peoples!! Mim :) #WeekendBlogHop Mim recently posted...Win a BakerDays.com Cake for Valentine's Day!
Lisa Cornwell (mummascribbles)
I am so the same as you with all people, children and adults! In fact, yesterday I bumped into a mummy outside nursery and said, oh our two have just been rolling around upstairs having a whale of time - I then spent the whole journey home saying, that was Miles' mummy wasn't it?! #weekendbloghop Lisa Cornwell (mummascribbles) recently posted...My January challenge – I’m half way there!
I am like this! I try and remember things about people, especially when they know about me and mine and I genuinely don't know who people are half the time!! FromMummytoMum recently posted...Living Arrows – Week 1 & 2
Rachel @ Parenthood Highs and Lows
I'm pretty good with remembering kids names - probably because being a teacher I had to remember hundreds - but I am exactly the same as you when it comes to adults names. At nursery everyone apart from my close friends are 'Daisy's mum' and 'James's mum'. #weekendbloghop Rachel @ Parenthood Highs and Lows recently posted...Project 365: Week 3
lol i'm the exact same to be honest. If were not related then chances are i wont remember your kids name and even family aren't guaranteed for me to remember their kids birthday (i come from a huge family on both sides). Wee kids run up to me at school cause they know Agent M and say hi but i cant remember the majority of their names. It makes me seem ignorant but i genuinely don't mean it. Its just easier to say "hey hun" when they say hi lol xxx Sarah-Jane K recently posted...A bit of an eye opener
I am exactly the same my brain is like a sieve theres one mum up the school i chat to most days briefly I have no clue what her kids name is! x Everything Mummy recently posted...Sunday Stars 18/01/15
I am soooo glad I am not the only one! I have a hard time connecting blog account to twitter feeds! Some days I would wake and genuinely not remember if I woke to do a night feed or not! playathometeacher recently posted...A Blogging Adventure!
Oh god I am so like this! I took to lots of wonderful fellow blogging parents and probably read some of their blogs when I get time. But I always forget names or genders - there is just too many too remember!! People in real life is a bit different as I don't have many friends with children thank god! thankyou for joining in on #mummymonday - love Gemma (host) xo sunshineonacloudydayblog:) Gemma Louise recently posted...Silent Sunday #26
I used to be the same but seem to be getting better! My worst was the parents names I always knew the babies names at the groups we used to go to but had no idea what the mums names were ha! We've got enough to think about let alone learning names!! Fab post and thanks for linking up. Hope to see you again! #mummymonday (co-host) x Alice Young recently posted...Sea Air